"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".


sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis


Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3



Just a little nostalgia for the Zero kids (00’s) (born in later 90’s)

Thank you for this post


in need of hickeys and chinese food


LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

"It’s a story I’ll tell you one day when I’m drunk."

Hud (Paul Newman), HUD (1963)

(Source: cr8dv8)

"You deserve no more of my words."

April 27, 2014 (via shortsimplestories)