readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

shikideadcorpse:

raginfangirl2017:

Just a little nostalgia for the Zero kids (00’s) (born in later 90’s)

Thank you for this post

queefyburger:

in need of hickeys and chinese food

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

"It’s a story I’ll tell you one day when I’m drunk."

Hud (Paul Newman), HUD (1963)

(Source: cr8dv8)

"You deserve no more of my words."

April 27, 2014 (via shortsimplestories)